BRONCO BRAND AUTHENTICITY DYNAMIC BUZZWORDS

"CB" (jrcb) 07/08/2020 at 21:36 • Filed to: DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

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Holy marketing nonsense Batman. I was going to count how many times they said Bronco, Bronco Brand, or marketing nonsense, but I was going to have a stroke.

Come on guys, even the Jeep guys are less absurd than this!

AestheticsInMotion > CB 07/08/2020 at 21:43

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DYNAMIC.

INVIGORATING.

SLEEEEEEEEEK.

EVOCATIVE. 

Jim Spanfeller > CB 07/08/2020 at 21:44

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Drinking game: down one every time they say bronco.

CB > Jim Spanfeller 07/08/2020 at 21:45

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I'm here to arrest you for attempted murder.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > CB 07/08/2020 at 21:49

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Barf....that’s some serious marketing speak!

Also, I can't say I've seen commercial like this that shows a new vehicle in pre-production cammo....weird

CB > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 07/08/2020 at 21:50

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Because to build up "hype" and "buzz" you need to have teasers to your reveal!

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:04

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Trend it!

way2blu does a rev update > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:06

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Oh my god it’s so athletic I’ll have to work out more just to drive it! The aesthetic dynamism embodies an ethos of adventure! It’s uNcoMpRoMiSinGgGgg 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:12

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Everyone loves authentic, dynamic brand buzzwords! 

CB > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/08/2020 at 22:19

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Especially when they’re centred around the lifestyle , which is why we’re making a lifestyle based website!

Wait, that’s called a forum? They’ve been around forever?

I bet there’s no Bronco fo-

There are?

Oh.

Jim Spanfeller > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:21

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Technically I didn’t say what you should be drinking in this game...

(mustard)

CB > Jim Spanfeller 07/08/2020 at 22:25

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Well now I’m just gonna arrest you for torture.

Attempted torture?

Whatever.

Jim Spanfeller > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:29

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Chariotoflove drinks mustard packets, so I think he would actually enjoy it.

ranwhenparked > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:54

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It does behoove Ford to be proactive in creating a properl y authentic paradigm 

CB > ranwhenparked 07/08/2020 at 22:58

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Sir, are you having a stroke?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 07/08/2020 at 22:59

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I'm down. I wants one

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB 07/08/2020 at 23:43

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Welcome to Knackery Ford, your new dealer experience for the Bronco and Mustang lifestyle brands....

Nauraushaun > CB 07/09/2020 at 01:37

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AUTHENTIC

HERITAGE

phenotyp > CB 07/09/2020 at 03:44

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So dynamic.

(Fantastic tag, btw)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CB 07/09/2020 at 10:33

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Let’s talk more about these Bronco weaknesses - LOL!